Peine forte et dure

I feel like my parents are on the "perfect" mask for my cousin (takin it WeSt SiDe to find a job). They rag on me all the time for not doing the simplest things and my dad blew up in front of Sue and Jenna. I didn't do the laundry, I didn't take care of my dog's poo, I didn't tell my parents how late I was going to be out for, I missed the PSAT(truly my bad), I swore at my dad BAH!

Its like in the Salem Witch trials when if you were charged with but denied being a witch, they forced a confession out by peine forte et dure, rock upon rock being placed on the chest until they sold out or died. I'm dying here, man. Get me into college!