Wedding Crashers is way better than Good Luck Chuck.

And the buses in Mexico are like rickety roller coasters. And it's way easier to get whistles.

I have fallen in love. Screw America.

Please Tell Me..

That I'm not crazy. That I don't suck at driving.

It's like everytime I drive with my mother, I get, "And remember when your father's car got totalled? We need at 'Student Driver' sign so at least other's will take pity on you" (real quotes). This lame-ass kid that I was friends with long ago now sports one of those signs when she drives with her mommy. To bring more light to this story, she still uses a booster seat and she's already like 5'6"?

I think things are more chill with my dad - when I'm driving in open streets. When we're in a crowd, he shits his pants. Cussing and shit, shitfuck my life! I'm in my lane, right? Textbook finesse, but when there's an oncoming car, he's all up in the stank eye.

What happens when I actually fuck up? Tell me that you've made crazy mistakes - before I begin post two of my freakout.

P.S. Just driving now racks my nerves. Sendmetoapsychiatrist?

eFOLIO

I'm diggin it. I felt so organized when I did like 7 artifact things and I got the green dot. Or In Review sign.

Jimmy's In My Shirt

There were baby chickens in my backyard until my dad transferred them back into out farm. And then they all gat eaten by possums and rats and foxes and eagles. Except one. It was in our backyard cage this morning because the farm is totally not safe for little babies like him. I want to name him Jimmy. Until he starts laying eggs and I find out he's a girl. He has a lot of dandruff! He likes to preen a lot and snuggle with me. He's all alone in his cage..




This Daily Gorgeous reflects Jimmy's feelings right now because all his 12 brothers and sisters and in forest animals' tummies.

Jesse McCartney!

OK this is really lame because it's the third post today but if kira can like the jonas brothers then I can say that jesse mccartney is smokin!

Jesse McCartney - New Music - More Music Videos

I just watched his leavin music video and I.. I.. m. I still love you most Nic. No worries... *smile*

I used to have a super big crush on that squid guy in Holes. Jake M. Smith. Damn these white people..

Daily Gorgeous

It makes me think about exploring (naked!) in the serengeti, petting cheetahs and riding giraffes. Psyche. That's where the Invisible Children are. I wanna help them. There's a teen volunteer thing on Cross Cultural Solutions that I've been looking at. The 9 day ones are like $2,000 and the 14 day ones are $3,000. Teens 15-17 go to Ghana, or Costa Rica, or Russia or some other places. Haute!

Gun!

My dad is so funny. He brought a friend over and my mom went AWOL. But they got me out in the backyard to time them.

Guess what they're doing. They're practicing shooting fake guns so they can pass a test for their correctional officer duties or something. "We gotta pull out in under tree seconds.(Filipino accent implied)"

It's cute.